Saturday, June 7, 2008

An undeniable truth

There is one simple truth that I have discovered during my years of golf, and in the recent good weather it has all come back with horrifying clarity. No matter how you look at it, men should not wear shorts on the golf course. Ghastly. Two words for you: chicken legs.

If I wanted to see white, pasty, skinny legs in baggy shorts, fashioned with short black socks I'd go to a Spanish beach. Aaahh, my eyes.

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